>>Customer :: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready
>>to install now. What do I do first?
>>
>>Tech Support :: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located
>>your HEART, ma'am ?
>>
>>Customer :: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.
>>Is
>>it okay to install while they are running?
>>
>>Tech Support :: What programs are running ma'am?
>>
>>Customer :: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE,
>>GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
>>
>>Tech Support :: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE
>>from
>>your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory ,
>>but
>>it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite
>>LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own
>>called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE
>>and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly
>>installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
>>
>>Customer :: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
>>
>>Tech Support :: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
>>FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and
>>RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
>>
>>Customer :: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself
>>automatically. Is that normal?
>>Tech Support :: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will
>>reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
>>Customer :: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
>>Tech Support :: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
>>need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
>>
>>Customer :: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
>>
>>Tech Support :: What does the message say?
>>
>>Customer :: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL
>>COMPONENTS". What does that mean?
>>
>>Tech Support :: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that
>>the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been
>>run on your HEART.It is one of those complicated programming
>>things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE"
>>your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
>>
>>Customer :: So what should I do?
>>
>>Tech Support :: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
>>
>>Customer :: Yes, I have it.
>>
>>Tech Support :: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
>>
>>Customer :: Thank you.
>>
>>Tech Support :: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then
copy
>>them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,
>>REALIZEWORTH.TXT,and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will
>>overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty
>>programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all
directories,
>>and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make
>>sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
>>
>>Customer :: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat
>>files.SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that
>>WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all
>>over my HEART!
>>
>>Tech Support :: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to
>>handle it from here. One more thing before I go
>>
>>Customer :: Yes?
>>
>>Tech Support :: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various
>>modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other
>>people
>>and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
>>
>>Customer :: I will. Thank you for your help